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Michael Murphy, founder of Candle Guy, sitting next to a table with handmade scented candles featuring cheeky quotes in glass jars.

About candle guy

Time and again, people ask me how I came up with the idea for candle guy. The story is simple: I saw a scented candle in my apartment and wondered “Why can’t that candle be like me?” Sexy, environmentally-focused, appealing to the senses, and the right combination of funny and inappropriate. From there, candle guy was born.

If you have any question or feedback feel free to contact me!

Michael James Murphy

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